Wanker

by HENS BENS

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about

(a song about discovering that someone you went to school with is still a wanker)

lyrics

Turned on the TV
What did I see?
It was a blast from the past

A face I remember
And now he's a member
Of a terrible cast

Everyone changes
And we were teenagers
In a terrible town

But all these years later
You give your labour
To a horrible crowd

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YOU WERE A WANKER IN SCHOOL

YOU WERE A WANKER, IT'S TRUE!

I SAW YOU ON THE NEWS

AND YOU'RE A WANKER NOW TOO

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You'll never admit
But you're still a dick
Who moves with bigots and clowns

Scheming and planning
With transphobes and gammons
Of ugly renown

As things got tougher
You've always failed upwards
But you've fucked it up here

I'll choose to hail your
Embarrassing failure
As making my year!

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YOU WERE A WANKER IN SCHOOL

YOU WERE A WANKER, IT'S TRUE!

I SAW YOU ON THE NEWS

AND YOU'RE A WANKER NOW TOO

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I saw you on the news
And I saw you on YouTube
I saw you on Facebook
And you're a wanker there too

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YOU WERE A WANKER IN SCHOOL

YOU WERE A WANKER, IT'S TRUE!

I SAW YOU ON THE NEWS

AND YOU'RE A WANKER NOW TOO

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released May 12, 2021

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HENS BENS Scotland, UK

DIY nonsense on the road to recovery from a nasty fall down the stairs of pop.

Not on Twitter or anything as I'm shit at it. Please encourage your friends to listen to this nonsense if you enjoyed it.

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