'Sensitive Man' EP

by HENS BENS

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[ Guest vocals: "Dating Tips for Teens" (1948) ] How do you choose a date? Whose company would you enjoy? Well, one thing you can consider is LOOKS Woody thought of Janice And how good looking she was He'd really have to rate to date someone like her! I GREW A MOUSTACHE TO IMPRESS HER BUT EVERYBODY SAID I LOOKED LIKE ADOLF HITLER AAAAAH SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE HEAD WHEN I TRIED TO KISS HER Yes, he'd enjoy that Except, well it's too bad Janice always acts so SUPERIOR and BORED She'd make a fella feel AWKWARD and INFERIOR Well, perhaps someone who doesn't feel superior There's Betty, yet it just doesn't seem like she'd be much fun WHAT ABOUT ANNE?! She knows how to have a good time And how to make the fella with her relax, have fun too Just like that! Yes, that's what a boy likes! I GREW A MOUSTACHE TO IMPRESS HER BUT EVERYBODY SAID I LOOKED LIKE ADOLF HITLER AAAAAH SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE HEAD WHEN I TRIED TO KISS HER AAAAAH So Woody decided he'd ask Anne for this first date But just how should he ask her? And what if she refused? No, it won't be easy asking for that first date
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I know how you're feeling And I understand I know how you're feeling I'm a sensitive man I'm a good listener And I'll hold your hand I'm a good listener I'm a sensitive man
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You've got everything now You think you're a success As far as cavemen go I guess you're the best But you've got... (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO TASTE (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO STYLE (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO CLASS (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO TASTE, NO TASTE Shit! Your speakers have blown Your speedboat sunk like a stone It's no one's fault but your own And yet you argue and moan You've got... (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO TASTE (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO STYLE (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND ZERO CLASS (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND NO TASTE (bleepy digital breakdown as if it's 2001 or something) YOU! HAVE! (TOO MUCH MONEY) AND ABSOLUTELY NO TASTE (TOO MUCH MONEY) YOU'RE THE LEAST PLEASANT MAN I HAVE EVER MET
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You don't want the greatest hits You don't want the classic albums It's your lucky day! They're back in the studio They're going on tour, and they've got new material! I'm sure they're still hungry! And I'm sure they're still relevant! I'm sure it's gonna ROCK And it's gonna be EXCELLENT! THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL See them on your television And hear them on the radio The DJ asks "WILL YOU PLAY SATISFACTION?" Jagger laughs, and just says "no" I'm sure they're still hungry! And I'm sure they're still relevant! I'm sure it's gonna ROCK And it's gonna be EXCELLENT! THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL (badass noise solo) THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL THE ROLLING STONES' NEW MATERIAL It's gonna be EXCELLENT!
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Radio 1 03:04
[ Guest vocals: Mac OS X ] Last night I was driving I didn't have any CDs in the car I'm not the biggest radio listener But I thought I'd give it a try I didn't like the guy playing the records And some of the song choices were terrible But it wasn't too bad It really wasn't too bad I SPENT LAST NIGHT LISTENING TO RADIO 1 THE IDIOT DJ HAD NEVER HEARD OF THE FALL BUT THE TUNES WERE ALRIGHT SO I DIDN'T MIND AT ALL I heard one song that sounded like a guy Pressing random buttons on a cheap keyboard And one guy rapping badly about himself But apart from that it was alright Although, the DJ turned down a couple of requests Because they were too old I hope he dies I hope he dies I SPENT LAST NIGHT LISTENING TO RADIO 1 THE IDIOT DJ HAD NEVER HEARD OF THE FALL BUT THE TUNES WERE ALRIGHT SO I DIDN'T MIND AT ALL (particularly impressive keyboard solo) I SPENT LAST NIGHT LISTENING TO RADIO 1 THE IDIOT DJ HAD NEVER HEARD OF THE FALL BUT THE TUNES WERE ALRIGHT SO I DIDN'T MIND AT ALL I SPENT LAST NIGHT LISTENING TO RADIO 1 THE IDIOT DJ HAD NEVER HEARD OF THE FALL BUT THE TUNES WERE ALRIGHT SO I DIDN'T MIND AT ALL
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[ Guest vocals: Jenna ] You're at work, you need to make a sign You need to choose a font that's simple and concise And you use Comic Sans You do sci-ence and you've cracked the code You've split the atom and it's time to tell the world And you use Comic Sans LET'S BAN COMIC SANS PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND LET'S BAN COMIC SANS LET'S BAN COMIC SANS TAKE IT OUT OF MORONS' HANDS LET'S BAN COMIC SANS You're outraged, you've got some complex thoughts You write a letter to the editor-in-chief And you use Comic Sans And it's Fri-day night, it's party time You need a poster that says PARTY TIME TONIGHT And you use Comic Sans LET'S BAN COMIC SANS PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND LET'S BAN COMIC SANS LET'S BAN COMIC SANS THEY'RE USING IT FOR BUSINESS PLANS LET'S BAN COMIC SANS (unimpressive guitar solo) LET'S BAN COMIC SANS PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND LET'S BAN COMIC SANS LET'S BAN COMIC SANS TAKE IT OUT OF MORONS' HANDS LET'S BAN COMIC SANS
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JENNA CHESHER, DO YOU HAVE A LARGE MEMBER? WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE IT BIGGER? WE CAN DO THAT FOR YOU! CAN YOU KEEP AN ERECTION? WE HAVE A SELECTION OF PILLS FOR YOU TO TRY AND NOT JUST VIAGRA! YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR RECEDING HAIRLINE

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Noisy DIY nonsense on the road to recovery from a nasty fall down the stairs of pop.

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released February 26, 2020

All the stuff by Billy and the Women.

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HENS BENS Scotland, UK

DIY nonsense on the road to recovery from a nasty fall down the stairs of pop.

Not on Twitter or anything as I'm shit at it. Please encourage your friends to listen to this nonsense if you enjoyed it.

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