'Mild' EP

by HENS BENS

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1.
Mild 02:10
(a song about kidnapping a magician) I saw these women in half but don't know how to put them back together I ask "is this your card?" We both know that it's not but don't tell I can hold my breath underwater For 24 minutes and 3 seconds And I say the magic words I say the magic words --- I say the magic words And a rabbit comes out Between the Aztec Lady and the Table of Death And falls off the stage I say the magic words And the crowd goes mild Refunds are issued And I never work in this town again --- I wear his hat, his coat While he's tied up in the back of my car I say the magic words And I might just get away with the whole thing --- I say the magic words And a rabbit comes out Between the Aztec Lady and the Table of Death And falls off the stage I say the magic words And the crowd goes mild Refunds are issued And I never work in this town again --- dmg solo --- I say the magic words I say the magic words I say the magic words I say the magic words
2.
Callahan 03:05
(a song about the bit in Dirty Harry where he asks that guy if he feels lucky) In the shadow of Alcatraz A man is having lunch He's the man on the pulse Unconventional, he gets results Desperate scum, they're no fun But he's the policeman with the massive gun Gets no thanks from the judge But Callahan cleans up the human sludge --- IT'S THE SIDEWALK SCENE FROM 'DIRTY HARRY' THE PART WHERE HARRY STOPS A ROBBERY SOME SAY IT'S A RIGHT-WING FANTASY BUT I DISAGREE! --- I know what you're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth In this excitement I lost track myself Desperate scum, they're no fun But he's the policeman with the massive gun Gets no thanks from the judge But Callahan cleans up the human sludge --- IT'S THE SIDEWALK SCENE FROM DIRTY HARRY THE PART WHERE HE ASKS "DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?" SOME SAY IT'S A RIGHT-WING FANTASY BUT I DISAGREE! --- Maybe I'll start my own dead pool And I'll put you on it Maybe I'll start my own dead pool And I'll put you on it Maybe I'll start my own dead pool And I'll put you on it Maybe I'll start my own dead pool And I'll put you on it Desperate scum, they're no fun But he's the policeman with the massive gun
3.
(a song about the time a portal to hell opened up in Memphis) I don't know how it happened But someone opened up a portal to hell Right here in Memphis They're under orders From the price of darkness But I'm the fucking king of rock'n'roll --- There's gonna be a fight But I'm not lonesome tonight -- Elvis Presley Versus monsters from hell itself It's unlikely, but it's true They look like hell And they'll enslave the world I'm going to have to be cruel -- There's gonna be a fight But I'm not lonesome tonight
4.
(a song about the Billy and the Women song 'The Rolling Stones New Material') I've got to release "The Rolling Stones' New Material" Before Death takes a Rolling Stone Before Death takes a Stone I don't even really like The Rolling Stones But now I've put them in two songs --- THE FIRST WAS NOT A PROBLEM BUT OH THAT TRICKY SECOND ALBUM THE FIRST IT CAME SO FAST I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST --- I know it's been a while But I've been busy with things And I've been doing stuff --- THE FIRST WAS NOT A PROBLEM BUT OH THAT TRICKY SECOND ALBUM THE FIRST IT CAME SO FAST I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST

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released April 30, 2021

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